Thursday 12 January 2017

VAGUELY : THE MOTORCYCLE SAFETY





As far as you, I or any other random guy who knows about the safety as a biker is pretty much acquainted with the general principles of motorcycle riding and precisely the attached safety to it and which is pretty much every biker`s rant or a lullaby one recites giving one a mental picture or a momentary freedom from the anxiety of one`s awareness of the inevitability of a major fall while riding thus getting injured. Why am I so concerned, I ask, while I write.  Maybe because I give a little too much damn about things and biking circles and people around me that happen to bother me every now and then. Maybe the camaraderie I believe in is less of a brotherhood and more of an old age group constantly reminding me of the finite and the strict regime of under which one maybe called a biker or a motorcycle enthusiast in today`s world. Anyhow the bottom line is that, this all sucks, it stinks of the disgust these people have towards the raw and bare fun of the exposed madness some people(riders) boast and loath too.  

ATGATT (all the gear all the time) they`ll say.

Without a doubt every biker`s lullaby, on the tip of their tongues thus vomited forth at the drop of a hat and balls perhaps. 1000rs Knee guards (check), 1000rs elbow guards (check), 7-8000rs ECE approved helmet (check), 2500rs gloves (check), 2000rs neck rest (check), 8000rs Jacket (check), 8000rs riding pants (check), 10000rs riding boots (check), manly balls (ohh uncheck). Reminds me of the last time one had a clear look down there, fondled his balls long enough to mark their presence which apparently got lost as the old times passed and new so called Bikers of today robbed the sheer fun and pleasure of motorcycle riding and long gone are the ways of just what a raw, old school and an un-fashioned motorcycle rider/enthusiast was looked upon as.

I bet it`s no long time now that these free floating bikers will be spotted buying things down the vegetable store 2kms from their houses, all geared up, colors matched to their bike`s paint looking no less than a fucking power ranger amid the crowd.

My point is not how much gears are important. I think they are equally important as my balls are, as my intact face is. I too prefer riding geared up over long runs and short weekend stretches too but I keep a line between my safety (gears while riding) and carrying a biker tag (all geared up, every time.)

So i recall the motorcycle events from the old times that remind me of a simple emotion of plain unadulterated joy of motorcycle riding, that they used to carry. The un-doped pleasure of wind across your hair, dead bugs between your teeth, brown dust on your eyelash, frost on your knuckles and the squish of wet leather boots is long gone now, robbed by the pseudo-bikers of today.

Thus said in the early times (and can be interpreted in this manner i guess) by Ernest Hemmingway, a great philosopher born in 1800s that “There are only three sports: bull fighting, mountaineering and motorcycle racing, rest are mere games.”


What he saw then, are we seeing now?